It's sad that the ONLY things you girls talk about is food, shopping, and reality television. There's more to life than that. I want to know about your family and your friends. I want to know about your thoughts about the things going on in this world. I want to know about the dreams you have for yourself. But I can't get that because you are just a bunch of brainless girls. That's why we can ever be beyond mere acquaintances. It makes you boring. Boring like a grandma. But that would be an insult to all grandmothers. My grandma has more excitement in her pinky than you have in your whole bodies combined. Sad truth.